If your next boyfriend is English, you'll have the satisfaction of imagining your dad having to explain to his Welsh friends why his grandchildren are English.

I can also suggest that someone films a meeting of your next bf meeting your dad and places the video on Youtube.

As for your mum, I'd suggest that she find a support-group for women stuck in unhappy marriages.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 22:19, 1 reply)

Oh, he'll be anything but a "nice Welsh boy". In fact the more English, with tattoos/piercings/stubble etc, the better.
In fact the more English and more offensive (and not some soppy non-sexual thing like Father would want me to be with) the better. I'm not planning on having any kids, simply because I'd hate for them to have a grandfather as cantankerous as mine was (and my father is already nearly there).

I would love to see some boyfriend who is deliberately trying to provoke Father filmed and ending up on youtube - I'd probably circulate the link myself for the lulz!

I don't think my mother wants to admit she's married a bastard, just like her mother and her sister did (the first time). It seems to be a worrying trait in my family...
( Maladicta, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 23:53, closed)

Well hello
English, stubble/beard, tats, gobshite, offensive. CHECK.

There are more road signs written in welsh than there are people who can speak welsh. True story.
(The Boy Monders I have ginger bits in my beard., Tue 17 Nov 2009, 15:31, closed)

All you need now is a video
Of certain biological shenannegans on a St. Georges cross bedspread whilst shouting "What ho chaps!"

Either that or put a picture of Johnny Wilkinson on the bedroom wall.
English: Check
Plays Rugby occasionally : Check
Very occasionally beats the Welsh: Check
(Sir Tainley Barking Ezekiel 23:20, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 19:07, closed)

With added St George's Cross-patterned handcuffs
just for the lulz.

Am not a big fan of Jonny Wilkinson - my father referred to most of my teenage crushes as "poofs" for having long hair and beards so I'm thinking Russell Brand would make him rage more. (The man is wasted on Katy Perry, wasted I tell you).
( Maladicta, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 21:38, closed)

Promise not to laugh at my love of Sex and the City and the music of John Denver
and we're good to go.
( Maladicta, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 21:37, closed)