Let's pretend that we're dead...
In 1991 I went to a gig by my fave all girl band (who shall remain nameless) and was invited backstage afterwards. They were all very nice and shared copious amounts of chemicals with me until I was unsure what planet I was on.

The night ended with me having a quickie up against the back of the tour bus with the one of said ladies. How is that for exceeding fans expectations.

The only other hero I met was Tommy Cooper when I was 9 but that was nothing like the above. (He smelt of wee and whiskey.)
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 14:08, 14 replies)

Pfft!
I knew the Spice Girls were dirty bitches.
( girlinthehole, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 14:32, closed)

That they may be
But since they didn't form until a few years afterwards, this story can't refer to them...
(username1, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 14:40, closed)

The clue...
...is in the subject header.

Spice Girls - That would have been a good one.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 14:42, closed)

Aha!
The band named after the Liverpool city centre postcode in which I used to live then?

(Yes I know they're American really)
(username1, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 14:46, closed)

I was acutally joking about the Spice Girls so it doesn't really matter when they got together.
I actually thought it might be the group you are intimating but it would not have been so funny.
( girlinthehole, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 14:47, closed)

fuck sake
L7
were they not a bunch of rancid dirty whores? if my recollection of an appearance on the word is anything to go by? remember the word, when friday evening was worth staying in for?
(little lord muthafuckin fauntleroy, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 14:48, closed)

'rancid'
That's a bit harsh.

Having said that - and despite my poor condition - I still had enough sense to put on a pakamac and not stick my mouth any where 'south of the equator'.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 14:53, closed)

.
I remember, I think I saw their growler on top of the pops.
( browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:44, closed)

?
An individual growler or a collective 'hole'?
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:47, closed)

L7
I presume? Now they _were_ dirty bitches... ;-)
(rockdoctor, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 14:48, closed)

The same
L7 that were famed for chucking used tampons into the crowd, and inviting whoever caught them backstage for *ahem* 'extras'?

You could have caught the entire STD set off 'em
(Teiresias, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 10:34, closed)

.
Was it the roly polys?
( browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:42, closed)

I've
definitely shagged one or 2 of them. Or maybe their tribute act, I dunno.
(Rsoles, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:25, closed)

Bricks...
...are heavy
(TC, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:00, closed)