I'm your biggest Fan
Tell us about your heroes. No. Scratch that.
Tell us about the lengths you've gone to in order to show your devotion to your heroes. Just how big a fan are you?
and we've already heard the fan jokes, thankyou
( , Thu 16 Apr 2009, 20:31)
Tell us about your heroes. No. Scratch that.
Tell us about the lengths you've gone to in order to show your devotion to your heroes. Just how big a fan are you?
and we've already heard the fan jokes, thankyou
( , Thu 16 Apr 2009, 20:31)
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Let's pretend that we're dead...
In 1991 I went to a gig by my fave all girl band (who shall remain nameless) and was invited backstage afterwards. They were all very nice and shared copious amounts of chemicals with me until I was unsure what planet I was on.
The night ended with me having a quickie up against the back of the tour bus with the one of said ladies. How is that for exceeding fans expectations.
The only other hero I met was Tommy Cooper when I was 9 but that was nothing like the above. (He smelt of wee and whiskey.)
( , Fri 17 Apr 2009, 14:08, 14 replies)
In 1991 I went to a gig by my fave all girl band (who shall remain nameless) and was invited backstage afterwards. They were all very nice and shared copious amounts of chemicals with me until I was unsure what planet I was on.
The night ended with me having a quickie up against the back of the tour bus with the one of said ladies. How is that for exceeding fans expectations.
The only other hero I met was Tommy Cooper when I was 9 but that was nothing like the above. (He smelt of wee and whiskey.)
( , Fri 17 Apr 2009, 14:08, 14 replies)
That they may be
But since they didn't form until a few years afterwards, this story can't refer to them...
( , Fri 17 Apr 2009, 14:40, closed)
But since they didn't form until a few years afterwards, this story can't refer to them...
( , Fri 17 Apr 2009, 14:40, closed)
The clue...
...is in the subject header.
Spice Girls - That would have been a good one.
( , Fri 17 Apr 2009, 14:42, closed)
...is in the subject header.
Spice Girls - That would have been a good one.
( , Fri 17 Apr 2009, 14:42, closed)
Aha!
The band named after the Liverpool city centre postcode in which I used to live then?
(Yes I know they're American really)
( , Fri 17 Apr 2009, 14:46, closed)
The band named after the Liverpool city centre postcode in which I used to live then?
(Yes I know they're American really)
( , Fri 17 Apr 2009, 14:46, closed)
I was acutally joking about the Spice Girls so it doesn't really matter when they got together.
I actually thought it might be the group you are intimating but it would not have been so funny.
( , Fri 17 Apr 2009, 14:47, closed)
I actually thought it might be the group you are intimating but it would not have been so funny.
( , Fri 17 Apr 2009, 14:47, closed)
fuck sake
L7
were they not a bunch of rancid dirty whores? if my recollection of an appearance on the word is anything to go by? remember the word, when friday evening was worth staying in for?
( , Fri 17 Apr 2009, 14:48, closed)
L7
were they not a bunch of rancid dirty whores? if my recollection of an appearance on the word is anything to go by? remember the word, when friday evening was worth staying in for?
( , Fri 17 Apr 2009, 14:48, closed)
'rancid'
That's a bit harsh.
Having said that - and despite my poor condition - I still had enough sense to put on a pakamac and not stick my mouth any where 'south of the equator'.
( , Fri 17 Apr 2009, 14:53, closed)
That's a bit harsh.
Having said that - and despite my poor condition - I still had enough sense to put on a pakamac and not stick my mouth any where 'south of the equator'.
( , Fri 17 Apr 2009, 14:53, closed)
The same
L7 that were famed for chucking used tampons into the crowd, and inviting whoever caught them backstage for *ahem* 'extras'?
You could have caught the entire STD set off 'em
( , Mon 20 Apr 2009, 10:34, closed)
L7 that were famed for chucking used tampons into the crowd, and inviting whoever caught them backstage for *ahem* 'extras'?
You could have caught the entire STD set off 'em
( , Mon 20 Apr 2009, 10:34, closed)
I've
definitely shagged one or 2 of them. Or maybe their tribute act, I dunno.
( , Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:25, closed)
definitely shagged one or 2 of them. Or maybe their tribute act, I dunno.
( , Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:25, closed)
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