Chris Moyles
*So i kinda misread the question so heres my second go*

I used to listen to the Chris Moyles show every day during work (i say used to because im not in UK atm). He had a book coming out and he was doing a book signing, and i really wanted to go. The day he was in my town (birmingham) i was at work till 5pm, and the book signing started at 5, grr!

So on the day, i begged my boss to let me go early and she could only do 3pm, so i said that was fine. But i feared ild be at the back of the queue. 3pm arrived and im getting excited. I didnt have time to get changed or do my hair and make up, and i ran to the bookstore. Got there to find no queue at all except a couple who had been waiting since 1pm.
4pm arrives and still not many ppl around queing, but we know its the right day. 5pm, Chris is late. 5.30pm some local media arrive, one asks if im from Wolverhampton (no) so they chose the group behind me.
We are slowly showed in to the book store and a man asks me "you from around here" i say yes. "He says good im from the Evening Mail".
:o
Shit shit shit, i look a mess and he wants me to be in the local paper. He reassures me that theres a chance it wont go in the paper.

Chris arrives and i record a little video and scream (i have the video somewhere of me laughing/screetching at his entrance), chaos starts as the media want to get in with the first few ppl to get their photos.

My turn, eek. Im quite scared but also a little starstruck. I told him i hated Gingers too (the time when he called Nicola Roberts a minger) and he laughed and said good on you. Evening Mail guy wants his pic, so i put my arm around chris and he doesnt mind. I pose as best i can, give my details to the paper man and go.

At my dinner break the next day, i go to buy the local newspaper. Quickly scanning the pages for the picture, and there it is, me and Chris Moyles on Page 2! I cant believe it, my mug with no makeup and crap hair actually makes the cut! I buy 5 copies.

i41.tinypic.com/fkxthi.jpg

Few days after, i had a few old people asking if it was me in the paper, i admit i felt famous for 5 minutes :p

Length? 2.5hrs waiting time, 2hrs overtime at work.
Getting my picture on page 2 of the local, priceless :)


I've also met Rik Mayall, funniest guy ive ever met. His facial expressions are the same he did on 'Bottom'. Pic: i39.tinypic.com/3445di1.jpg
(again excuse my mess, work sucks :( ) But least i got to sit on his lap!
(circle, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 13:58, 6 replies)

and without so much as a hint of irony
for once im lost for words
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 14:02, closed)

and for once
I agree with you.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 14:24, closed)

you met chris moyles
and you didn't punch him in the mouth for being a talentless fat fuck?


damn.
( admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 21:26, closed)

^^this
is all
(maggotriddendirtbox fast, feral and sharp as a tack since, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 5:39, closed)

Excellent work, there.
Rik Mayall's face in that picture is classic. I may have to start attending Waterstones more often.
( Major Turd for tonight only, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 23:40, closed)

Watch
www.youtube.com/watch?v=IjQws4ZYxZA

From 3:30 onwards :)
( chart cat has an itch, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 8:58, closed)