I'm your biggest fan
Dear French White Wine,

I'm your biggest fan.

I don't care for the Austraillalian kind - far too high in alcholh and therefore makes me vomit rather quickly. No one likes a gal who speaks to the big white telephone on the phoen to God.

Bugger.

Not that wine has anything to do with that.

Although it has. In the past.

Ahem.

Yes, wine.

Wine, I love you, yes I do.

But only the French stuff becasue it's like cat's piss on a weak night.

And I'm a cheap date that only requires a couple of glasses.

I was once told (about sherry, as it was) that with one glass one felt under the weather.

Two glasses and one was under the table.

Three glasses and one was under the boss.

I'll add another one to that...

Four glasses and udner anyone.

Five glasses and on the floor, head down loo and waiting to die.

Now I'm jsut hoping that some kind mountain biker has made up the bed so I can pole dance around it and then colaspe in a drunkedn heap.


White wine, I love you.

From

Your biggest fan,

Chickenlady.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 23:03, 4 replies)

Sssshhh...
_{I still haven't made the bed yet}
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Sat 18 Apr 2009, 23:55, closed)

We all know you're pissed because of the spelling mistakes.
*giggles*
( girlinthehole, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 8:23, closed)

ahah
*clicks*
You make me giggle Ms Chickenlady.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 19 Apr 2009, 11:36, closed)

Bloody hell.
*shakes head*
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 19:11, closed)