Stusut79
I've never really been a fan of anyone... I could write about my brother: I'm still a fan of his, but now that he has a kid and a wife my cheerleader outfit is no longer needed, and he tires of signing autographs...

No, My heroes are more the underground type.

I loved Stusut. I even offered him a herring once.

I used to lie awake in bed wondering how he'd churn out such poetic train-crash-esque mental images and how he painted pictures that the mind marvelled at yet the eyes didn't want to see.

Week after week he'd top the charts: Intelligent debauchery mixed with poetic flatulence. It was the stuff of dreams... and then he disappeared.

...And then SpankyHanky appeared. Eternally dripping with his own come while masturbating and waving politely at the grannies in the tea-shop of life.

I read his stories and make bawling noises of happiness such as would issue from a Sunshine Variety bus / Petting-zoo collision

If he ever leaves us as Stusut79 did, I will probably stamp my foot.
( Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Tue 21 Apr 2009, 7:20, 11 replies)

I agree
Spanky is funny as fuck - I always keep an eye out for his posts. Though you do know he'll probably have a wank over this post of yours when he sees it?
(Lizard King, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 8:15, closed)

Why did Stusut leave?

( elephant rider property shark sighted!, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 8:17, closed)

I've never heard of Stusut...

He sounds decent...I will look him up now.

EDIT: Does anybody remember Badongism? He turned up in a blaze of glory but only lasted a couple of months.

Some say burnout, some say he got too big for his boots, some say he went a bit too far on one of his posts and Spimf went off on one.

I hope and pray Spanky doesn't go the same way...but I have a good feeling about him.
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Tue 21 Apr 2009, 8:45, closed)

I think badongism arrived
just in time for the great QotW unrest of 2008. I too miss his posts, which were almost always great

I can say that about many regular posters, yourself included, who deserve a salary for the joy and happisoreness they bring me each week
( chart cat has an itch, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 10:08, closed)

You do realise...
...how many attempts I had to make at reading he line about your not needing a cheerleader outfit now that your brother was otherwise occupied before it stopped being very, very wrong?

*Thinks she needs a coffee*
(Angie the Redneck Wonder, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 9:07, closed)

I hope Spanky never gets old.
Nobody likes a dirty old man. *grin*
( girlinthehole, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 9:08, closed)

they're not dirty old men!
They're sexy senior citizens!
(Beer Elf Thought this was like a campfire, anyhow, on, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 14:17, closed)

Agreed
Spanky for PM!
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Tue 21 Apr 2009, 9:16, closed)

frankspencer you cunts!
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 11:14, closed)

Aye...
I also tip my hat towards Frank.... but I wouldn't way I was his biggest fan...
( Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Tue 21 Apr 2009, 11:37, closed)

"...while masturbating and waving politely at the grannies in the tea-shop of life."
I wish I'd written that, but I shall click it anyway.
(all my scars face forward possesses 2.5% of a hyperalloy combat chassis, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 14:24, closed)