Nicholas Lyndhurst
I saw Nicolas Lyndhurst enjoying a pint in the beer garden at a local pub. Having had a fair few myself, I thought I'd be brave and shout out to him.
Imagine the horror on my girlfriends face when I 'accidentally' shouted 'Rodney you wanker!". He actually smiled back and gave a knowing nod.

My new hobby is shouting out incorrect catch phrases to celebrities. Steve Davis, the snooker player, was greeted as he walked into a supermarket with a cry of "one-hundred-and-eeeeiiiiigggghhhtttyyy" as I pointed excitedly at him.

Rolf Harris visited a local school, so I took the opportunity to go up to him and say, "Can you tell what it's meant to be at the moment?" in a dodgy Australian accent.

The final one, was when I saw Ainsley Harriot strolling around on Oxford Street and I shouted 'Awooga' at him. He looked confused.

I really want to me Arnold Schwarzeneggar so I can say, "I'll be back soon".
(Monkey the Chicken Twitter: death_stairs, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 11:42, 7 replies)

Ha!
Great post, matey!
( SpankyHanky, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 11:44, closed)

Awooga!
Brilliant.
(Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 11:47, closed)

hah hha
ha
( browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 11:58, closed)

"We're going to need a bigger shark!"
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( Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:03, closed)

Who is....
Steve Taylor? Do you mean Davis or Dennis?
(Studentken is looking for motivation on, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:22, closed)

The "One Hundreddd and Eightttyyyyyyyyy" one...
...is hysterical, have a click!
(Apathyman Prepare to be underwhelmed..., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:27, closed)

I'm sure Nicholas Lyndhurst has "Plonker" shouted at him
on a daily basis
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:50, closed)