Acting out your fantasies
A friend one told me: "Don't believe a word what people say about threesomes. They're too much like hard work." Have you ever tried acting out your fantasies (sexy or otherwise)? How did it go?
Thanks to D.R and Quinch for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 14:21)
When I was about six or seven I used to wank myself frantic by imagining I was trapped up a tree by wild-eyed natives and then rescued at climax by Johnny Weissmuller.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 19:22,
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It's been a struggle to replicate as an adult.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 19:23,
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Cast your seed into the wind
Like what trees do to pollinate. It works for them
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Ghoti Fingers, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 19:45,
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And my cock is roughly the size and shape of a hazel catkin.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 19:47,
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And balls like sycamore seeds?
If you drop them do they spin round like little helicopters?
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Ghoti Fingers, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 19:55,
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The doctor says they'll never drop.
:(
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 19:57,
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bollocks this was my story, but mine at that age (7) was Boy not Tarzan
have you hacked me!
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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 21:09,
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Anybody who wasn't frotting themselves raw to 1930s Tarzan films is clearly a sexual deviant.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 21:25,
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Cheetah was one sexy monkey
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andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 11:19,
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So when presented with the sexual cornucopia of Tarzan, Jane and Boy ... you went for the ape.
They do say it's common to fancy people who resemble one's mother.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 16:52,
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Only where you come from
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andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 15:00,
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