FantasistsEddie Spunkbubble says: I used to know a sad case who fancied himself as a bit of a 007 and bragged that he always carried a loaded 9mm pistol in his attache case "just in case". Overheard by an off-duty copper, he was asked to make good on his claim. A packed lunch, red face and a stern warning "not to act the twat" and he never did it again. Tell us of Walter Mitty types.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 11:40)
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Twat in work called Olly was so full of shit/unable to remember the crap he spouted , he often retold stories we had told him but with him in them as us . I particularly liked the one where he told us he`d been to Live Aid (originally my story , forgetting that it was before he`d been born - twat) .
Oh and a kid in school who reckoned he had 6 Daleks in his garage .
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You knew Dr Skagra back in school?(, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 13:40, closed)
Was the kid at schoolcalled Dave Ross by any chance?
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