FantasistsEddie Spunkbubble says: I used to know a sad case who fancied himself as a bit of a 007 and bragged that he always carried a loaded 9mm pistol in his attache case "just in case". Overheard by an off-duty copper, he was asked to make good on his claim. A packed lunch, red face and a stern warning "not to act the twat" and he never did it again. Tell us of Walter Mitty types.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 11:40)
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Then you're reading it wrong.During a company-wide presentation, he asked for clarification on a point, to which the presenter responded, concluding with "Does that make it a bit clearer?"
He responded "Well I understood it - obviously - but I don't know if anyone else was able to."
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 13:37,
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Fair enough, that is fantastically arrogant......but disliking pop music is fair play, surely?
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No he's one of those category twats"You like I The Writer? Hm. I prefer a bit of the old traditional deathcore black thrash, myself."
The sort of prick that talks about cannabis strains with studiedly cool authority.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 15:30,
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That's always pretty funny.Especially considering there's basically two main types, and everything is just some cross between the two; not exactly complex. I particularly like it when dealers try and impress you with the strain that they're selling... "Yeaaah boooi! 's White Widow mate... it'll get you wasted":
1) I don't actually believe you
2) So long as it's reasonable, I'm probably buying it
3) I'm basically hooked... you really don't need to advertise
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