FantasistsEddie Spunkbubble says: I used to know a sad case who fancied himself as a bit of a 007 and bragged that he always carried a loaded 9mm pistol in his attache case "just in case". Overheard by an off-duty copper, he was asked to make good on his claim. A packed lunch, red face and a stern warning "not to act the twat" and he never did it again. Tell us of Walter Mitty types.
(
Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 11:40)
« Go Back
Cow Punching, etcMy good mate "Wig" tells a tall tale or three, usually positioning himself in an heroic cast. At Uni he would reveal such gems as the time his uncle knocked out a cow with one punch or the time he put his hand clean-through a wheelie bin in a fit of rage.
He'd even embellish stories of nights out where other witnesses were present to contradict his version. I remember he once told some friends that he gave two blokes a pasting in a virtually deserted cinema because they ganged up on him.
All that actually happened was that he told some teenager to shut up in the cinema - I know, because I was fucking there!
(
Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 0:16,
Reply)
« Go Back