FantasistsEddie Spunkbubble says: I used to know a sad case who fancied himself as a bit of a 007 and bragged that he always carried a loaded 9mm pistol in his attache case "just in case". Overheard by an off-duty copper, he was asked to make good on his claim. A packed lunch, red face and a stern warning "not to act the twat" and he never did it again. Tell us of Walter Mitty types.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 11:40)
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You're allowed to interchange spastic and mentalist,if you've ever watched any Alan Partidge. That's the law, you know.
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Clearly you never learned ANYTHING from the Joey Deacon story.(
stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 6 Jun 2014, 15:46,
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