FantasistsEddie Spunkbubble says: I used to know a sad case who fancied himself as a bit of a 007 and bragged that he always carried a loaded 9mm pistol in his attache case "just in case". Overheard by an off-duty copper, he was asked to make good on his claim. A packed lunch, red face and a stern warning "not to act the twat" and he never did it again. Tell us of Walter Mitty types.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 11:40)
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My mate's six-year-old son told me he was a spaceman, because he had grey pyjamas on and had put a fucking plastic bowl over his head.The twat.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 9:41,
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sounds retardedI hope he took ages to asphyxiate
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 9:45,
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Eh, the early cosmonauts went up with worse.
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Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 10:33,
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You should have said 'here, let me help launch you into space' and then booted him up the arse like you were taking a rugby penalty kick.(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 10:34,
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Kids:Cunts.
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Yer, careful to miss out the apostrophe, weren't he?(
edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 9 Jun 2014, 22:18,
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As if you're allowed within speaking distance of small children.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 12:35,
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