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Eddie Spunkbubble says: I used to know a sad case who fancied himself as a bit of a 007 and bragged that he always carried a loaded 9mm pistol in his attache case "just in case". Overheard by an off-duty copper, he was asked to make good on his claim. A packed lunch, red face and a stern warning "not to act the twat" and he never did it again. Tell us of Walter Mitty types.

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I have a vision of us moving forwards as one to establish goal-centric performances based on measurable efficacy.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 11:55, 9 replies)
see ... that's slightly pointless jargon but the actual idea is sound

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 12:06, closed)
"slightly pointless jargon"
lol
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 12:17, closed)
?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 13:50, closed)
!

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 14:11, closed)

I'm going to go ahead and say that realising your vision may not be as business critical as backwards integration with synergistic overflow suggests; reports vary on the dispersion factor of a solutions based approach versus revision of production aesthetics.

Because science.
(RebelWithoutApplause My underestimation will almost be the death of me, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 12:07, closed)
"Because science" is the best answer to everything.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 12:16, closed)
Imma drop "therefore ALIENS" into my next team meeting

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 12:52, closed)
I end all IT presentations to salesmen with the phrase
"...And that's why the terrorists will win."

The morally bereft little dickmice never get the joke. They just think I'm being silly when secretly I am mocking them.

And the joke is on me as I don't give presentations! Hahahaha, take that you deluded maniac.
(RebelWithoutApplause My underestimation will almost be the death of me, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 12:55, closed)
I like your proactive bluesky thinking.

(Dr Doctor Can't you see I'm burning burning?, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 14:40, closed)

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