FantasistsEddie Spunkbubble says: I used to know a sad case who fancied himself as a bit of a 007 and bragged that he always carried a loaded 9mm pistol in his attache case "just in case". Overheard by an off-duty copper, he was asked to make good on his claim. A packed lunch, red face and a stern warning "not to act the twat" and he never did it again. Tell us of Walter Mitty types.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 11:40)
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I got asked to play for England but I was too busy inventing nucular powers and shagging that popstar that you like.(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 13:59,
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Pharrell Williams?(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 14:03,
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Wow, I can't believe you've shagged Mick Hucknall.(
The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 14:05,
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That reminds me.Right Said Fred asked me to remind you about their restraining order against you.
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they could restrain me anytime if you know what I mean nudge nudge wink wink know what I mean eh?(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 15:31,
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