FantasistsEddie Spunkbubble says: I used to know a sad case who fancied himself as a bit of a 007 and bragged that he always carried a loaded 9mm pistol in his attache case "just in case". Overheard by an off-duty copper, he was asked to make good on his claim. A packed lunch, red face and a stern warning "not to act the twat" and he never did it again. Tell us of Walter Mitty types.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 11:40)
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I put my clenched hand up father christmas's bottom.(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 16:58,
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Oh. My friend did that, so he said a but I reckon he was a right santafist.(
d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 17:00,
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This joke definitely needed spelling out. Thanks.(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 19:51,
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Yeah, cause you like did not like rip it off from the bit down below. Besides, my story is true.(
d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 8:53,
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I knows Neuro Linguistic Internet Message Board Programming and you are ^upset(
d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 11:46,
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fuck ... I totally am and I hadn't noticedAgain! I hate it when that happens.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 12:27,
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nLIMP never failsalmost as good as nLAME
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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 14:33,
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That's my favourite Slipknot song!(, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 17:18, closed)
Did you find any presents up there?(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 17:41,
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I found an impacted stool with the face of baby jeebus(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 10:46,
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Or a gloriously grotty glitter?(, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 10:26, closed)
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