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Eddie Spunkbubble says: I used to know a sad case who fancied himself as a bit of a 007 and bragged that he always carried a loaded 9mm pistol in his attache case "just in case". Overheard by an off-duty copper, he was asked to make good on his claim. A packed lunch, red face and a stern warning "not to act the twat" and he never did it again. Tell us of Walter Mitty types.

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I put my clenched hand up father christmas's bottom.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 16:58, 13 replies)
Oh. My friend did that, so he said a but I reckon he was a right santafist.

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 17:00, closed)
This joke definitely needed spelling out. Thanks.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 19:51, closed)
Yeah, cause you like did not like rip it off from the bit down below. Besides, my story is true.

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 8:53, closed)
yeah ... what?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 10:46, closed)
I knows Neuro Linguistic Internet Message Board Programming and you are ^upset

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 11:46, closed)
fuck ... I totally am and I hadn't noticed
Again! I hate it when that happens.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 12:27, closed)
nLIMP never fails
almost as good as nLAME
(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 14:33, closed)
That's my favourite Slipknot song!

(Eukanuba, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 17:18, closed)
Did you find any presents up there?

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 17:41, closed)
I found an impacted stool with the face of baby jeebus

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 10:46, closed)
cor
What was it like?
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 1:44, closed)
a glorious glittery grotto

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 10:08, closed)
Or a gloriously grotty glitter?

(Dr Doctor Can't you see I'm burning burning?, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 10:26, closed)

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