18 years old an with no idea what to do with my life, I took a series of short-lived temp jobs
One of them was at a warehouse where the job was to put pens into blister packs and seal them. Next time you're in a stationers, have a look at the Uniball/Mitsubishi Pencils pens and notice how they are all turned facing forward in the packs so that the barcodes are hidden. That is done by hand by some dull-minded bastards in Worcester.

Anyway, one of the girls who worked there was especially challenged, and the other women there used to tell her tall tales to check her gullibility.

One that I remember was that they told her that Tesco had started selling reusable teabags, and sure enough the next day the thick girl came in saying that her mum had bought some and they were quite nice.

The most ridiculous was that they told her that a Japanese spider had been spotted down the back of the warehouse, and that it had obviously come in with some of the pens, being as they were from Japan. The way that they knew it was a Japanese spider was that it had slitty eyes.

After several days being afraid to go down the back of the warehouse, she eventually reported back that she had spotted the spider, and that it did indeed have slitty eyes.
(Eukanuba, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 22:47, 3 replies)

If you're feeling particularly frugal,
teabags are reusable.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 9:15, closed)

Something about your mum and how much she enjoys getting teabagged repeatedly

( wakeupandsmellthebacon, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 10:04, closed)

She is the worst CoD player that I know.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 10:46, closed)