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Eddie Spunkbubble says: I used to know a sad case who fancied himself as a bit of a 007 and bragged that he always carried a loaded 9mm pistol in his attache case "just in case". Overheard by an off-duty copper, he was asked to make good on his claim. A packed lunch, red face and a stern warning "not to act the twat" and he never did it again. Tell us of Walter Mitty types.

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I'm sure I know
the biggest fantasist of all, I was married to him.
He believed the most amazing things about himself and everybody else.
Apart from believing that every phone call or every visit I made to friends I was having phone/real sex with someone else, he also thought he was the shit...
Such things as
He was offered work in Vegas as a DJ, even though everytime he mixed it turned into an earbleed train wreck.
He was going to be a world class photographer even though he got rejected from every picture compo he entered for.
He was actually taking pictures for National Geographic, but never got round to sending them.
He was going to be in politics because he knew Lance Armstrong, first man on the moon.(I know)
His family had links to the Royal Family, and they wanted him to come to the UK
After finally kicking him out, after a thankfully very short marriage, he insisted on a DNA test for my son, apparently his mum said it was essential so I didn't try and take him for anything I shouldn't.
My son was born in 1990.
I met my ex-husband in 2005.
He was a right loon.
(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 22:29, 9 replies)
What did you see in him, exactly?

(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 23:04, closed)
I believed some of his shit for a short while
He was very convincing.
(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 23:14, closed)
I'm hoping
your 15 year old son saw right through him.
(the other guy not the one that gave you coochie warts, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 2:07, closed)
They usually are, mainly because they believe their own bullshit.

(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 12 Jun 2014, 12:34, closed)
So... was he the father?

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 10:11, closed)
"Reader; I married him."

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 11:10, closed)
You've got better taste these days, (I hope)

(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 12 Jun 2014, 12:33, closed)
^grooming

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 12:49, closed)
Oh god yes
Think I have finally found a good one :)
(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:22, closed)

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