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Eddie Spunkbubble says: I used to know a sad case who fancied himself as a bit of a 007 and bragged that he always carried a loaded 9mm pistol in his attache case "just in case". Overheard by an off-duty copper, he was asked to make good on his claim. A packed lunch, red face and a stern warning "not to act the twat" and he never did it again. Tell us of Walter Mitty types.

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 11:40)
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there's a story in my profile from 2005 ... how shit at the internet are you?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 22:36, 2 replies)
^ LIES ON THE INTERNET ^

(bad_advice QOTW survivor from the first trollocost!, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 22:43, closed)
Yes, hide away noob!
you have no currency here with your lies and deception
(bad_advice QOTW survivor from the first trollocost!, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 1:20, closed)
Be fair
Somehow your profile is a pictogram, so it is really hard to tell what you did in 2005.
(the other guy not the one that gave you coochie warts, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 2:22, closed)
A shield for his pure lies

(bad_advice QOTW survivor from the first trollocost!, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 3:34, closed)
yerr ... it's well hard to turn off css in people's profiles innit lol

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 7:52, closed)
wake up to yourself mate
I can barely spell css, let alone manipulate it.

and no, it does not make you cool that you can.
(bad_advice QOTW survivor from the first trollocost!, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 7:58, closed)
You're missing some hilarious stuff, like this gem from 2005:
First meeting with french in-laws I was galantly carrying all the luggage for me and the missus. This caused me to stumble when going in for the gallic kiss on the cheek and soundly headbutt her mother.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 8:27, closed)
Hahahaha that is pretty awesome.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 9:46, closed)
the golden years when regulars from the real boards posted short anecdotes
I say 'years' ... I think it lasted about six weeks.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 9:52, closed)
Can I just mention my seniority here?
Thanks.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 10:13, closed)
totally
in fact you should probably demand that we all pay you homage
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 10:26, closed)
Doesn't everyone already?
Hop to it, bitches!
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 10:48, closed)

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