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Eddie Spunkbubble says: I used to know a sad case who fancied himself as a bit of a 007 and bragged that he always carried a loaded 9mm pistol in his attache case "just in case". Overheard by an off-duty copper, he was asked to make good on his claim. A packed lunch, red face and a stern warning "not to act the twat" and he never did it again. Tell us of Walter Mitty types.

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When I hover over "Reply" it says "Quick Reply"
So I did.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 12 Jun 2014, 9:50, 13 replies)
WAKE UP SHEEPLE!

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 10:23, closed)
When I hoover over 'reply' it disappears.
Strange but true.
(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 11:02, closed)
When I hover over Swindon, everyone thinks it's a UFO.
But it's not, it's me in my real job, test piloting top-secret, state-of-the-art stealth aircraft for the CIA.

Working night shift in a petrol station is just part of my cover.
(Joy Division Oven Gloves Death to false metal, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 11:12, closed)
When I hoover over Swindon it just disappears.
True factual story and everything.
(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 11:13, closed)
Melinda Messenger.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 11:17, closed)
...was my co-pilot.
And there was only one changing room.

Absolutely true.
(Joy Division Oven Gloves Death to false metal, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 11:29, closed)
Great username, by the way.
I now want a pair.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 11:31, closed)
derrrrr
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEag0ss9pFU&feature=kp
(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 11:37, closed)
I wish I could take credit...
...but it's actually a song by Half Man Half Biscuit.

That said, I've just Googled it and they actually exist. You can buy them and everything.
(Joy Division Oven Gloves Death to false metal, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 11:39, closed)
24 Hour Garage People
Is my favourite.
(RebelWithoutApplause My underestimation will almost be the death of me, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 11:41, closed)
What sandwiches have you got?

(Joy Division Oven Gloves Death to false metal, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 11:42, closed)

salmonella
(I helped save b3ta! Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 12:17, closed)
Len Ganley Stance

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