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I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.

I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.

Tell us all about your own fartiness.

(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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Like cracking a coffin
I generate some of the most vile smells known to creation after a night on the pop.

One night in my hotel, after a heavy session, I hear a commotion outside my window, so check it out to find a bunch of boy-racers acting the arse, and showing no signs of going home anytime soon.

So, I pull the window open, drop my jeans & skids, bend over to do a goatse style airborne fart at them, and promptly shit like a rocket into their midst. Ooops.

Riot ensued.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:56, Reply)

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