* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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Supermarket StinkNot a long story...
Earlier this week Mrs Nedson & I had popped down to the local Somerfield to top up on fruit and veg. A horsey type woman was stood by the spuds, and as we approached we both recoiled at the same moment from the scent of her emission. Unfortunately, it seemed that every aisle we went down from then on, she was ahead of us in, and had already vented.
It was a pretty quick shopping trip, as we hurried out as soon as we had the bare minimum we needed in our trolley.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 22:50, Reply)
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