* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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Caught himThe BF and I had been going out for about a year, and we still were trying not to fart in front of each other. We'd been hanging out for a few hours, when I needed to pee and stepped out.
Apparently I came back earlier than he expected me to, as literally the second I came in he let rip a huge one, along with an "OHHH yeah!!"
It wasn't so much the fart as the comment that made me double up with laughter... He was embarrassed, yes.
(, Sat 14 Jul 2007, 5:49, Reply)
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