* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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Once upon a time in OxfordI was visiting a mate who works in an independent video store. I let one rip, not thinking much of it, but soon discovered that I had released one of the most intensely fetid stenches yet recorded by human beings. It was so bad that all the other customers left and they ended up closing the shop and evacuating to the pub for half an hour to let it clear. I haven't been back since.
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