* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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Not me but a "Lady" friendSome years ago I was going out with a lady who who was not totally inhibitted in the Bottom Burp department. She also was not adverse to a bit of "How's your father" whilst she had the decorators in, and being quite young I took the attitude that if it washes off why not. After one particularly spectacular session of rumpy-pumpy I clearly remmber her rolling over, lifting a leg a spraying me with a mixture of Fanny batter, Jizz and bright red menstrual blood.
But it did wash off so why not.
(, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 13:56, Reply)
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