* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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When I was at schooleverybody called me "Seg" because it rhymed with "egg" which is what my farts smelled like. My proudest moment had to be when at the beginning of a drama lesson, I droppped my guts and it was so bad, the teacher had to open the huge doors at the side of the drama studio. I wonder what the headmaster thought as he could see 20+ students leaning out of the door and gagging.
(, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:54, Reply)
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