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Mud, rubbish sex, food poisoning and the Quo replacing the headline act you've mortgaged your house to see. Tell us your experiences

Question from Chart Cat

(, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 13:33)
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You sound like loads of fun.

(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:33, 1 reply)
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I eat fun and piss laughter. But I shit turds because that's what bumholes are for.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:39, closed)
All I mean is
that because you don't like festivals and football doesn't mean that the people who do are muppets.

What do you enjoy? Because I guarantee there are many things that many others wouldn't. That's all I'm saying.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:54, closed)
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Are you trying to be rational and all grown up? Because after stripping a lawnmower engine down and rebuilding it about 60907 billion times today and finding that the cock cxxting thing still doesn't work I have to say that I didn't come here to be rational and grown up. I came here to abuse all those who are reading. So ONCE MORE FOR THE CHEAP SEATS
MUPPETS!
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:00, closed)
Have you tried fitting your lawnmower
with the engine from your Honda Accord?
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:01, closed)
. I HATE FXXXXXXXXXXXXXXING LAWNMOWERS>
AAAAARRRRGGGGHHHH
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:02, closed)
Maybe it's time to grow your garden long
That sounded ruder than it was meant to.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:05, closed)
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Saty in one goddam place!
Fuckit, I'm so angry I'm making spelling mistakes.
OOOh.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:08, closed)
Ha! Fear my ability to multi-thread interweb-type conversations!
(Though this does make me impossible to talk to in real life)
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:10, closed)
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i'm feared

And would have liked to put that in really really small letters but don't know how.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:19, closed)
Ah, I see now.
In that case:

OPINIONS. ONLINE.

And I haven't stripped a lawnmower, ever. I get the gardener to do it for me.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:11, closed)
I believe this would be the correct time...

(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:13, closed)
Well timed, that person.

(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:14, closed)
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i stripped your mum/sister/brother/dog 's lawnmower.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:25, closed)
D-
You really must try harder.
(, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:33, closed)

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