You sound like loads of fun.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:33, 1 reply)

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I eat fun and piss laughter. But I shit turds because that's what bumholes are for.
(godisdove I like cheese, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:39, closed)

All I mean is
that because you don't like festivals and football doesn't mean that the people who do are muppets.

What do you enjoy? Because I guarantee there are many things that many others wouldn't. That's all I'm saying.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:54, closed)

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Are you trying to be rational and all grown up? Because after stripping a lawnmower engine down and rebuilding it about 60907 billion times today and finding that the cock cxxting thing still doesn't work I have to say that I didn't come here to be rational and grown up. I came here to abuse all those who are reading. So ONCE MORE FOR THE CHEAP SEATS
MUPPETS!
(godisdove I like cheese, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:00, closed)

Have you tried fitting your lawnmower
with the engine from your Honda Accord?
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:01, closed)

. I HATE FXXXXXXXXXXXXXXING LAWNMOWERS>
AAAAARRRRGGGGHHHH
(godisdove I like cheese, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:02, closed)

Maybe it's time to grow your garden long
That sounded ruder than it was meant to.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:05, closed)

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Saty in one goddam place!
Fuckit, I'm so angry I'm making spelling mistakes.
OOOh.
(godisdove I like cheese, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:08, closed)

Ha! Fear my ability to multi-thread interweb-type conversations!
(Though this does make me impossible to talk to in real life)
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:10, closed)

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i'm feared

And would have liked to put that in really really small letters but don't know how.
(godisdove I like cheese, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:19, closed)

Ah, I see now.
In that case:

OPINIONS. ONLINE.

And I haven't stripped a lawnmower, ever. I get the gardener to do it for me.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:11, closed)

I believe this would be the correct time...

(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:13, closed)

Well timed, that person.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:14, closed)

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i stripped your mum/sister/brother/dog 's lawnmower.
(godisdove I like cheese, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:25, closed)

D-
You really must try harder.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:33, closed)