Just
been reminded of a moment, which I’ll just repeat, verbatim:

There’s enough of this substance collected over the 5 days of Glastonbury Festival to cover 10,000 Jacob’s Cream Crackers. What is the substance?

See replies for answer obv.
( Rookie You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:44, 12 replies)

The answer is
Smegma!

Nom nom nom
( Rookie You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:44, closed)

Ah!
Not from Attila's mate's sleeping bag by any chance?
(Beer Elf Thought this was like a campfire, anyhow, on, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:54, closed)

which begs the question
who's the dirty fecker wandering around collecting it in the first place? and do they just ask straight out if they can scrape your old fella or what???
(tjn whizzing on the electric fence of life, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:12, closed)

Did...
you collect it yourself, by hand so to say?
(Sickpup, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:29, closed)

10,000 crackers isn't really a lot.
Is it cannabis?
(gordonjcp, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:59, closed)

It is a lot
If you want a nice thick, creamy covering. It's not cannabis, I feel certain there would be enough of that to cover several million crackers.
( Rookie You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:01, closed)

smegma
smegma smegma smegma noym noym noym
(Tibble off the crack since, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:05, closed)

Is it
foul, stinky, festival poop?
(Scrumpy does not negotiate with terrorists,, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:11, closed)

cheese.
cheese from your feet.
(its just so moving McFuck, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:39, closed)

Smegma
Does somebody actually go round collecting it?
(ComplexStuff Was confused by life on, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:43, closed)

Mud

( jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:29, closed)

I hate to ask...
and I hate even more to actually *think* about it, but collected how...?
(berk, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 17:10, closed)