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Question from Chart Cat

(, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 13:33)
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Just
been reminded of a moment, which I’ll just repeat, verbatim:

There’s enough of this substance collected over the 5 days of Glastonbury Festival to cover 10,000 Jacob’s Cream Crackers. What is the substance?

See replies for answer obv.
(, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:44, 12 replies)
The answer is
Smegma!

Nom nom nom
(, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:44, closed)
Ah!
Not from Attila's mate's sleeping bag by any chance?
(, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:54, closed)
which begs the question
who's the dirty fecker wandering around collecting it in the first place? and do they just ask straight out if they can scrape your old fella or what???
(, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:12, closed)
Did...
you collect it yourself, by hand so to say?
(, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:29, closed)
10,000 crackers isn't really a lot.
Is it cannabis?
(, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:59, closed)
It is a lot
If you want a nice thick, creamy covering. It's not cannabis, I feel certain there would be enough of that to cover several million crackers.
(, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:01, closed)
smegma
smegma smegma smegma noym noym noym
(, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:05, closed)
Is it
foul, stinky, festival poop?
(, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:11, closed)
cheese.
cheese from your feet.
(, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:39, closed)
Smegma
Does somebody actually go round collecting it?
(, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:43, closed)
Mud

(, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:29, closed)
I hate to ask...
and I hate even more to actually *think* about it, but collected how...?
(, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 17:10, closed)

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