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It's that time of year again

I was at a free festival outside Worthing in the early 90s, expounds Richard mcbeef off the internet. A bloke went mental on the dancefloor and started hitting people. He was restrained, calmed down, but then did it again, a good three times more. Eventually he was pursued around the arena by an ever-growing number of people, like in Benny Hill. He was chased into a massive nettle patch and ended up tied to a chair.

Tell us your festival experiences.

(, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 9:45)
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Nothing more boring than people moaning about how much better things used to be, but I went to Glastonbury at the weekend for the first time in over 15 years.
It is now the poshest gathering on Earth. Everyone is called Guy, tall and toned, dressed as Where's Wally, and calls everyone 'Chap'. On Saturday we counted how many black people we could see, and we made it to 14.
Walking to our campsite two security ran over to warn us that there was a small puddle that we should be careful to avoid in case we slipped.
And the last remaining drug dealer was arrested by the Stone Circle on Friday night. As he was led away, a woman sniffed "good riddance! This festival doesn't need to be spoiled by drugs". I beg to differ.
(, Mon 29 Jun 2015, 16:54, 9 replies)
I might go back,
if they ever erect a hotel, in place of the campsite. A nice balcony, so I can see the Pyramid stage whilst enjoying a proper cup of tea.
(, Mon 29 Jun 2015, 22:46, closed)
Give it five years.

(, Tue 30 Jun 2015, 9:49, closed)
It's practically there.
The voxpops on the Beeb were talking about their "accommodation" ffs.
(, Tue 30 Jun 2015, 10:51, closed)
I know a law firm that did a client day at Glasto this year.

(, Tue 30 Jun 2015, 12:38, closed)
Fucking hell.

(, Tue 30 Jun 2015, 12:59, closed)
Does that mean that they wandered around the site, asking everyone if they'd had an accident that want their fault?

(, Tue 30 Jun 2015, 15:45, closed)
I saw alot of gurning
when Chemical brothers played on Sunday night. So perhaps techniques of drug smuggling and dealing have changed since you last went?
(, Tue 30 Jun 2015, 11:43, closed)
I expect
they were just trying to get bits of quinoa out of their teeth.
(, Tue 30 Jun 2015, 14:16, closed)

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