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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:25)
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Used to work in a kids' homewhere one of the resident lads had been sent after getting caught sucking off the family dog.
He was generally a pleasant lad, although very thick. Staff warned him repeatedly not to mention this incident to the other kids as his life wouldn't be worth living if he did.
Dunno if he ever did or not, but every time two or more staff were around him after that there'd be mention of 'taking a lead', 'taking the biscuit', being 'dog-tired', etc. Great fun.
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Ha!It's probably good advice not to mention that sort of thing, innit? Poor kid. It's a deviance that people are only going to make jokes about.
It must have taken some real dogged determination for him to get through.
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