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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:25)
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Good Point...I should have mentioned that the mere fact any woman will put up with a cock-itch like me for more than 8 seconds without calling the mong police deserves a nobel peace prize and a lottery grant.
Here's to the present Mrs Twisty Cheeky - (married over 10 years now - you get less than that for aggravated assault nowadays - can't remember when I broke the one-and-a-half mirrors* etc etc)
*Jokes provided courtesy of Bernard Manning, Jim Davidson or some other useless cunt.
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