Rubber wetsuits. Knee-high boots. Nuclear-powered clockwork cucumbers. Dressing up as Pingu whilst reading out loud from the works of Dan Brown. What floats your boat? Or what fetishes have you encountered? Suggestion via crackhouseceilidhband.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:25)
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"Man seeks open-minded and adventurous girl for sexual experimentation and fetishism. Must be open to the possibility of S&M, bestiality and maybe even a spot of necrophilia."
No one replied; in the end I realised I was just flogging a dead horse...
Sorry, the old ones are the best...
EDIT: Arsecrackers, realised someone else has already done that one. Apologies.
(, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 12:02, Reply)
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