Sexual fetishes
Rubber wetsuits. Knee-high boots. Nuclear-powered clockwork cucumbers. Dressing up as Pingu whilst reading out loud from the works of Dan Brown. What floats your boat? Or what fetishes have you encountered? Suggestion via crackhouseceilidhband.
( , Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:25)
Rubber wetsuits. Knee-high boots. Nuclear-powered clockwork cucumbers. Dressing up as Pingu whilst reading out loud from the works of Dan Brown. What floats your boat? Or what fetishes have you encountered? Suggestion via crackhouseceilidhband.
( , Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:25)
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Show of hands...
Who, when asked if they wanted to give roleplay a go, thought it was time to dust off the Heroquest box and order pizza?
Just me, then...
As far as other kinks/fetishes go, I am up for most things, but I have to say there was a period after breaking up with a long-term ex that I went heavily into the meet-screw-move-on cycle and I have to say that there was a point where I ran an experiment to find the sluttiest girl I could.
I think the winner was the girl from Chatham who, having met me in her local pub (her house was hard to find), proceded to fellate me outside her front door. At two in the afternoon. In full view of the neighbours. Then stripped off as soon as we got in the door and we proceded to have noisy sex in the lounge, with her bent over the sofa back Ben-Dover style. With the curtains open. With her screaming some fairly fruity instructions.
If you've never taken a girl up the wrong 'un whilst the neighbour tries to mow the lawn and pretend he's not watching you haven't lived. It helps to be fairly cynical and also to live far enough away that you can be totally shameless and not worry about your reputation being damaged!
So, I guess the only real kink I have ever had is a great enjoyment in acting like a debauched bastard with girls who were more than willing to join in. God bless you all, ladies - you act like butter wouldn't melt, but get you in the mood and there's not a girl out there who wouldn't make Jenna Jameson blush under the right circumstances. Ladies, you're far dirtier than us fellas dreamed of and we're usually too scared to ask. Once in a while, let yourself go and be the freak you know you are! ;-)
( , Fri 23 Oct 2009, 13:54, Reply)
Who, when asked if they wanted to give roleplay a go, thought it was time to dust off the Heroquest box and order pizza?
Just me, then...
As far as other kinks/fetishes go, I am up for most things, but I have to say there was a period after breaking up with a long-term ex that I went heavily into the meet-screw-move-on cycle and I have to say that there was a point where I ran an experiment to find the sluttiest girl I could.
I think the winner was the girl from Chatham who, having met me in her local pub (her house was hard to find), proceded to fellate me outside her front door. At two in the afternoon. In full view of the neighbours. Then stripped off as soon as we got in the door and we proceded to have noisy sex in the lounge, with her bent over the sofa back Ben-Dover style. With the curtains open. With her screaming some fairly fruity instructions.
If you've never taken a girl up the wrong 'un whilst the neighbour tries to mow the lawn and pretend he's not watching you haven't lived. It helps to be fairly cynical and also to live far enough away that you can be totally shameless and not worry about your reputation being damaged!
So, I guess the only real kink I have ever had is a great enjoyment in acting like a debauched bastard with girls who were more than willing to join in. God bless you all, ladies - you act like butter wouldn't melt, but get you in the mood and there's not a girl out there who wouldn't make Jenna Jameson blush under the right circumstances. Ladies, you're far dirtier than us fellas dreamed of and we're usually too scared to ask. Once in a while, let yourself go and be the freak you know you are! ;-)
( , Fri 23 Oct 2009, 13:54, Reply)
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