Sexual fetishesRubber wetsuits. Knee-high boots. Nuclear-powered clockwork cucumbers. Dressing up as Pingu whilst reading out loud from the works of Dan Brown. What floats your boat? Or what fetishes have you encountered? Suggestion via crackhouseceilidhband.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:25)
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Got the Horn?It's a bit of an odd one, but I like girls with big noses. Really pronounced, pointy noses, you know?
Helps if they have big, deep-set eyebrows as well. I quite like a big, slightly neanderthal-looking brow. The kind that shelters their feet from the rain. It really does it for me if said eyebrows actualy have kind of a bony protrusion growing out of them.
It helps if they're kind of tubby as well, and, whilst most men seem to like stockings, I prefer it if they wear a bib. Back-to-front.
I think I may have a deep, inner yearning to have sex with a Triceratops.
(, Sat 24 Oct 2009, 13:09, 2 replies)
I think you are neglectingthe fisting possibilities of the Ankylosaurus's tail.
Ooooooooooooh yeah.
(, Sat 24 Oct 2009, 13:23, closed)
I'm not entirely surethat I want one of those in my bottom...
*runs to nearest Ankylosaurus shop*
(, Sat 24 Oct 2009, 14:11, closed)
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