Sexual fetishesRubber wetsuits. Knee-high boots. Nuclear-powered clockwork cucumbers. Dressing up as Pingu whilst reading out loud from the works of Dan Brown. What floats your boat? Or what fetishes have you encountered? Suggestion via crackhouseceilidhband.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:25)
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OK..........Didn't promise it was any good though!
A girl starts feeling her boyfriend up while he's driving. Unzips him, pulls out Mr Happy, strokes, squeezes, rubs...
Driver gets excited, speeds a bit, takes a corner wide and BANG!
He wakes up in hopsital covered in bandages, including, he notices, his groin.
A doctor bends over him and speaks gently.
'There's bad news, and good news.'
Driver asks for the bad news first.
'I'm very sorry', says the doctor, 'your girlfriend was thrown out of the car and didn't make it.'
'Oh God, no!' says the driver. 'But you said there was good news?'
'Yes,' says the doctor, 'What do you think we found in her hand?'
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