Sexual fetishesRubber wetsuits. Knee-high boots. Nuclear-powered clockwork cucumbers. Dressing up as Pingu whilst reading out loud from the works of Dan Brown. What floats your boat? Or what fetishes have you encountered? Suggestion via crackhouseceilidhband.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:25)
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I find that the productionof a small amount of involuntary bum rubbish is quite thrilling when a girl is sitting on my face.
I achieve this wondrous feat in the following manner - I like to felch her in such a way that I produce quite a large amount suction in her bottom. I push my fingers in really deep. Then, to make sure, I push them in deeper. Then I curl them and pull back. This suction pulls a small amount of poo poo out. I then paint my chin, to create a James Hetfield style beard. I spend a few minutes admiring my creation in the mirror, before shaving it off and rinsing the razor in my mouthwash cup.
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