Oh dear.
I've got a lot of fetishes. Including, but not limited to:

-Nurses - not PVC, but not NHS. Just nice short white cotton dresses and a cold stethoscope.
-Bunny Girls. This one should be PVC. With big bunny ears and tail. And fishnets, and very high heels. Phwoar.
-Light bondage. Gags, bondage tape, cuffs, spreaders etc...
-Gender Bending - girls in blokes clothes, or convincing ladyboys :-p
-My Barbie Girl - A nice girl lying there just waiting to be played with. A girl I could dress up and do naughty things to. Would also work vice versa.
-Chocolate. Anything involving chocolate. Yum.
-Geeky girls. A girl who knows her games/anime is so sexy to me. *pines for a geeky girlfriend*
-Anything else. My alt.com fetish checklist is probably 85% ticks. I'd give anything a go once. Except poo. That's nasty.

I'd post an amusing story about my sexual escapades, but I'm actually a virgin.

Incidentally, I'm single.
(MrBeansHoliday, Sat 24 Oct 2009, 21:01, 8 replies)

Alt.com?
fetlife's the place to be
(Lolitaslittlesister, Sat 24 Oct 2009, 21:39, closed)

Genius
Laughed so loud, I've just had to try and explain why cakefarts is funny to my wife. The ultimate big boys fart gag.
(awaypigs, Sat 24 Oct 2009, 22:21, closed)

by my poor arithmetic you are near 26
lets use the whole b3ta ting to get you laid. you sound up for it.
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Sat 24 Oct 2009, 22:26, closed)

Ha
It'll take more than b3ta for that to happen I reckon.

edit: Not that I'd say no.
(MrBeansHoliday, Sat 24 Oct 2009, 22:32, closed)

so...
eh... what's your Alt username?
(Lolitaslittlesister, Sat 24 Oct 2009, 22:39, closed)