Sexual fetishesRubber wetsuits. Knee-high boots. Nuclear-powered clockwork cucumbers. Dressing up as Pingu whilst reading out loud from the works of Dan Brown. What floats your boat? Or what fetishes have you encountered? Suggestion via crackhouseceilidhband.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:25)
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PizzaAnother ex loved pizza. Always wanted it. It was rather sexy the way she lustfully ate it. She loved eating it topless and getting me to lick sauce and cheese off her chest. She ravaged my sex pole when I'd cover it with a slice of pepperoni. I even got to stick the crust up her lady bits. Sex with a pizza was quite fun. The creative ways to use the sauce, the spicy tingle of it. I'll admit I was kind weirded out at first but I came to enjoy her and the sectional feta cheese we shared.
No apologies for length or shittiness of the above. But I should be.
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