
Rubber wetsuits. Knee-high boots. Nuclear-powered clockwork cucumbers. Dressing up as Pingu whilst reading out loud from the works of Dan Brown. What floats your boat? Or what fetishes have you encountered? Suggestion via crackhouseceilidhband.
( , Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:25)
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any of the rest of us contributing... or should we just relax and let Spanky do his worst?
That came out very differently than I intended
And yet I'm not re-wording it. Odd.
( , Tue 27 Oct 2009, 13:41, 7 replies)

You read the one about the fella eating someone elses manjuice out of some random girls clout??? Now that's art. Art, mate. ART!!!
( , Tue 27 Oct 2009, 13:46, closed)

I can't begin to describe how wrong that seems
could've been anyones baby-gravy! they could've been a ginger!
( , Tue 27 Oct 2009, 13:49, closed)

Cos obviously with that possibility eliminated everything else about the situation is jus' fine an' dandy
( , Tue 27 Oct 2009, 13:52, closed)

I'm not taking any chances. I've already been exposed to it before and got away with it.
not ginger man juice I hasten to add, but the lady variety
( , Tue 27 Oct 2009, 14:14, closed)

Makes one wonder if there should be a version of the "Brown-bagger" for hair. A girl who's smokin' hot from the hairline down could be, for example, a "beanie-hatter"
( , Tue 27 Oct 2009, 14:35, closed)
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