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Dr Preference wants to hear your stories about fighting. Ever started a fight? Ever seen a spectacular bar brawl? Or did you hide in a kebab shop when chased by West Ham football hoolies? The first rule of B3ta Fight Club is that you WILL talk about B3ta Fight Club.

(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 11:04)
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Since I'm back, have a cheeky pea:
ivesb was in a fight once, sort of. He'd just come out of a shop, with a carrier bag containing his purchases: some beer, to enjoy when he got home. A CD, to listen to while he drank the beer... and a pie, to eat on his way home as he was hungry.

Anyway, someone came up behind him, smashed a bottle over his head and said "give me your money". In a rage, he turned round, chased the would-be mugger off, dropping his carrier bag in the process.

His lament of "I was looking forward to that pie too, I was really hungry" was interrupted by me, in wide-eyed childish wonder asking him what this amazing emporium of delights was, that sold not only CDs, but also beer! And pies! They certainly didn't have record shops like that round where I live... or maybe it was an off licence with a MUSIC section. Just imagine! How exciting, I couldn't wait to go and peruse it. I had mental images of a little smoky bohemian-looking place, smelling of incense, with loads of obscure music. Probably unusual beers too, imported ones that you can't normally get in this country...

Looking at me incredulously, ivesb replied:

"It was Asda"
(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 19:59, 7 replies)
an off licence with a music section!

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 20:02, closed)
What kind of pie?

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 20:07, closed)
Pie flavoured pie

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 20:11, closed)
The bestest of the pies.

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 20:47, closed)
cow

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 20:20, closed)
horse?

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 20:51, closed)
There was no mention of
lasagna that I saw.
(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 20:53, closed)

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