Since I'm back, have a cheeky pea:
ivesb was in a fight once, sort of. He'd just come out of a shop, with a carrier bag containing his purchases: some beer, to enjoy when he got home. A CD, to listen to while he drank the beer... and a pie, to eat on his way home as he was hungry.

Anyway, someone came up behind him, smashed a bottle over his head and said "give me your money". In a rage, he turned round, chased the would-be mugger off, dropping his carrier bag in the process.

His lament of "I was looking forward to that pie too, I was really hungry" was interrupted by me, in wide-eyed childish wonder asking him what this amazing emporium of delights was, that sold not only CDs, but also beer! And pies! They certainly didn't have record shops like that round where I live... or maybe it was an off licence with a MUSIC section. Just imagine! How exciting, I couldn't wait to go and peruse it. I had mental images of a little smoky bohemian-looking place, smelling of incense, with loads of obscure music. Probably unusual beers too, imported ones that you can't normally get in this country...

Looking at me incredulously, ivesb replied:

"It was Asda"
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 19:59, 7 replies)

an off licence with a music section!

( 4Q just lurking, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 20:02, closed)

What kind of pie?

(Vigilante Man weeps because you're stupid., Wed 20 Mar 2013, 20:07, closed)

Pie flavoured pie

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 20:11, closed)

The bestest of the pies.

( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 20:47, closed)

cow

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 20:20, closed)

horse?

( The Incredible Sulk Finally remembered his password on, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 20:51, closed)

There was no mention of
lasagna that I saw.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 20 Mar 2013, 20:53, closed)