Reading some more of these have reminded me of a few.
These ones didn't happen to me but I was very close to the first one.

I used to know a lad in high school that was a bit of a nutter. He was really into The Highlander and was convinced he was from the clan McCleod. Despite being half cast. He also used to constantly worry a couple of girls in the year who had older boyfriends. We were in fith year at the time (or year eleven as it's known now) so these boyfriends weren't in school. One day one of the girls had had enough and told her boyfriend that this lad wouldn't stop pestering her. So he came in, with a mate. He walked right up to the lad and the conversation went something like this "Have you been pestering my missus?" "No" "Well she says you have" "No" "Say no one more time an I'll twat you" "No, no, no, no". So a swift kicking was delivered and the lad hit the deck. A few of us were watching this interestedly pondering whether or not to give these blokes a kicking since despite the lad being a nutter and a bit weird we all sort of got on with him.
The blokes that had come in to give him a kicking were just leaving the school grounds when the lad jumps up off the ground and screams. "I am IMMORTAL!" We all fell about laughing. The older lads turned around and obviously thought about coming back in to finish the job. But once they saw how many of us were now there and that they'd probably get themselves a kicking they went on their way. It didn't stop the lad pestering the girls. But the "I am IMMORTAL!" line went down in folklore.

The next tale I was told about a month ago by my mum.

My mum works with a woman who has lovely little 4 year old daughter who is at pre-school. The other day the school phoned her up to ask her and her husband to come in to discuss matters that couldn't be talked about over the phone. So they went off to the school to be told that their daughter had finally lost it with some little lad that had been bullying everyone and had give him a swift kick right between the legs. Just had daddy had taught her to do. :) The lad had to spend a night in observation at the hospital and his family were none to happy. Demanding expulsion for the little girl. The school actually suspended her for two days but nothing was ever done before hand about the lads bullying. Which many parents had complained about previously. It would seem that he got his just desserts in the end though. :)
( Evil Bastardo, Fri 10 Mar 2006, 12:55, Reply)