School fightsI don't remember much of the fight - it'd been building for weeks, petty things, knocking over my stuff, calling names - but it didn't last long... He hit me, I hit him, then *whack* he connected with my jaw and it all went black.
Coming round, surrounded by some friends, it was apparently "really cool". All I know is my head hurt. A lot.
Tell us about the legendary fights at school.
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chthonic, Fri 10 Mar 2006, 10:43)
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My history teacherTop bloke. Looked just like an oversized garden gnome. Best teacher I ever had.
The queue for the canteen was a prime fight location due to a number of factors:
1 - Said canteen was manned by sulky, menopausal dinnerladies with a limited command of the English language so ordering your food wasn't exactly a speedy process.
2 - Everybody wanted chips, not just because we were a bunch of salad-dodging lardarses but because they were the only thing available that was unlikely to give you E-coli. Therefore there were long pauses as chip supplies were replenished.
3 - Boredom + testosterone = fights
One day, an enormous black Year 10 boy began pummelling a small Year 8 boy for no apparent reason. He was hauled out of the line and given a 5 star bollocking by the aforementioned history teacher, whereupon in true Ali G style he tried his luck with the immortal line, "Is it because I'm black?"
Without missing a beat, the teacher yelled back, "NO - IT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE BLOODY UGLY!"
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