
I don't remember much of the fight - it'd been building for weeks, petty things, knocking over my stuff, calling names - but it didn't last long... He hit me, I hit him, then *whack* he connected with my jaw and it all went black.
Coming round, surrounded by some friends, it was apparently "really cool". All I know is my head hurt. A lot.
Tell us about the legendary fights at school.
( , Fri 10 Mar 2006, 10:43)
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Being an utter fucking wimp with a ferocious but hidden temper, I found myself being bullied by pretty much everyone. And then one day it all changed.
About 30 kids turned out for a fight between me and some scrawny cunt whose name I can't even remember. Even the teachers turned up. After pummelling the kid to the floor, I figured I was finished, and walked off. He picked himself to defend his shitty honour, so I kicked him in the nuts.
Some people still hadn't got the hint. And then they introduced something called Hockey for PE. I was an awful player - unless someone who had tried to pick on me had the puck - at which point I would race at them screaming, trying to break their ankles and get them on the floor under the pretence of getting the puck with the aid of a big fucking stick. After a couple of lessons, nobody bothered me again.
And the teachers commended my enthusiasm.
( , Fri 10 Mar 2006, 14:25, Reply)
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