For being a wimpy little 'computer geek'..
I do get myself into alot of trouble, and come out usually quite well.

First fight involved being thrown into a fence before landing a jab into the prick's face which burst both his lips and loosened his front teeth, looked like Leslie Ash for a week.

Second fight I was jumped on while coming down some stairs, instead of falling I managed to grab the attacker and throw him down the stairs causing him to roll comically before smashing head first into a glass paneled door, he could only muster a "nyuh!" before running off teary eyed.

Third I was set upon for having a girlfriend (I don't understand either) me 17 and them being 6 16 year olds, well the one who started attacking me eventually got my elbow (which are extremely boney) into his neck, not only did he struggle to breath for the next 10 minutes his mates backed away sheepishly.

Still 17 and today actually, standing waiting for some friends while a younger year 'charv' walks past, comes nose to nose with me and screams in my face, well I thought that was less then sociable behaviour and so politely gave him a glaswiegan kiss which he didn't take so well.

Seems every fight I'm in ends faster then it started, thankfully, since I may not be short (at 6 foot) I am only about 9 stone, and if they didnt go down so quick I fear I'd be dead already.
(Vikingheadache, Fri 10 Mar 2006, 18:43, Reply)