School fightsI don't remember much of the fight - it'd been building for weeks, petty things, knocking over my stuff, calling names - but it didn't last long... He hit me, I hit him, then *whack* he connected with my jaw and it all went black.
Coming round, surrounded by some friends, it was apparently "really cool". All I know is my head hurt. A lot.
Tell us about the legendary fights at school.
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chthonic, Fri 10 Mar 2006, 10:43)
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I was 13 (year 9)and my opponent was 14 (year 10). He was known as "psycho" for his psychotic tendancies- he really wasn't that hard and in fact I think he was a good 2 inch smaller than me- but a nutter nonetheless.
Anyway, all us year 9 lot were playing football when Psycho decided that it would be humourous to steal our football. He ran onto the bit of field we were playing in and picked up our football. What a cunt!
He tried to run off but ended up running straight into me. I just gave him a harmless shove, got the ball back and got on with playing football.
Thinking nothing more of it, we carried on with our game. Until I felt a rather large whack on the side of my head. Psycho had only come running up to me with a fucking crutch he'd nicked off some poor kid.
I saw red and properly went for him. He ended up with a broken finger and a black eye. He legged it and I was about to chase after the little twat but in the corner of my eye something distracted me.
The image of an 11 year old fat kid with one leg in a cast trying to get up off of the floor and failing miserably made me laugh so hard I nearly pissed my pants. I couldn't even stand up for laughing, nevermind chase ol' Psycho round the school.
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