Just remembererd a 'not me, but' time...
...when I was halfway through high school in what was then third year (age 13). I was just walking away from the canteen with a couple of my mates and rounded a corner to a rare sight.

One of the fifth Year boys was pinned against the wall by a first year girl who was repeatedly twatting him with her schoolbag whilst shouting things along the lines of 'You're a senior pupil here"', 'Can't believe what you did!', 'You're supposed to set an example!' etc etc. Each syllable the girl spoke was punctuated by a whack from the bag. We had no idea what he had done, but the girl had certainly taken exception.

Understand that in my school, the fifth years were a law unto themslves to pupils and teachers alike, and the rule was that whatever year you were, lower year pupils were given no quarter and shown no mercy. My brother was a fifth year at the time and had all but ignored me the entire time I had been there purely on this principle. So we just had to stay and watch while this (to us) huge lad, who was already known to us as a mid-range cunt and worth avoiding, getting whipped by this 11-year old girl who was barely two-thirds as tall as we were, let alone him. He wasn't getting hurt but just watching him with his hands in front of him and an expression of bemused amazement was a sight to behold.

I think now that it was the most rewarding entertainment I ever experienced at that school. I would have congratulated her but being the principled young lady she so obviously was, I may have come in for the same treatment for condoning such behaviour :)

/off topic: I hooked up with one of my old schoolmates from FriendsReunited a couple of years ago and not only found out that he's gay too, but was also fooling around with another mate of ours back then. Bloody hell :D
(thatblokeoverthere not quite as much an arsehole as I thought, Sat 11 Mar 2006, 11:35, Reply)