School fightsI don't remember much of the fight - it'd been building for weeks, petty things, knocking over my stuff, calling names - but it didn't last long... He hit me, I hit him, then *whack* he connected with my jaw and it all went black.
Coming round, surrounded by some friends, it was apparently "really cool". All I know is my head hurt. A lot.
Tell us about the legendary fights at school.
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chthonic, Fri 10 Mar 2006, 10:43)
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Silly! Boots don't go in shower!First year of senior school, and my so-called friend, a kid called Robert (who was a lanky hyperactive idiot on reflection) decided it would be funny to throw my only pair of school shoes into the gym showers thoroughly soaking them through.
Note I pride myself on my long fuse. However, being the typical short guy (5'6" - 7" now at age 24, munchkin sized then), my temper when it blows tends to err on the side of "nuclear".
I sat back down next to him plesantly smiling congratulating him on said funny prank whilst the rest of the class laughed. Now, I never did fight cleanly. Probably something to do with being the "repressed" short guy. Anyway, as he was doing his shoelaces on the bench, I promptly punched him in the small of his back making his head rebound off his knee. After reeling from that, he then decided to injure himself as well by headbutting the clothes pegs above on his return bounce. He cried like a little kid and despite being pacifist in nature, this was so funny it made my sides hurt. I think the teacher even found it quite humourous... (he still gave me a bollocking though)
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 3:42, Reply)
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